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“I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that Time cover story, ‘America’s Worst City’.” – Ruth Powers “You can see our house in that photo!” – Marge Simpson Happy...
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“Good luck on your trumped up lawsuit, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson “Thanks. That means a lot to me.” – Homer Simpson
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“Hey, sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowest.” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday Gabor Csupo! [Edited to remove redundant word. Whoops.]
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“Bart! Aw, you remembered my birthday!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Huh? . . . Oh, I sure did! Here’s a bus schedule.” – Bart Simpson “Wow! Fits right in my pocket.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson Happy...
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“New Kid On the Block” Spews Truth
“She’s beautiful. Say something clever.” – Bart’s Brain “I fell on my bottom.” – Bart Simpson “D’oh!” – Bart’s Brain This commentary is mildly annoying in that it’s basically a bunch of guys...
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“I’m sorry, ma’am, but everything on the menu has fish in it.” – Frying Dutchman Waiter “What about the bread, does that have much fish in it?” – Marge Simpson “Yes.” – Frying Dutchman Waiter Happy...
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Compare & Contrast: March-April Romances
“She’s beautiful. Say something clever!” – Bart’s Brain “I fell on my bottom.” – Bart Simpson “D’oh!” – Bart’s Brain There are a lot problems with “Beware My Cheating Bart”. For starters, it’s kinda...
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“All you can eat, ha!” – Homer Simpson “Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film ‘The Neverending Story’.” – Lionel Hutz “So, do you think I...
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“Shut up, you little monsters! . . . Hello, I was wondering if you’d like to babysit my little angels.” – Homer Simpson “Sorry, this isn’t Abby. This is her sister. I look after her now.” – Abby’s...
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“Marge, we’re going to that restaurant.” – Homer Simpson “But I think I’m allergic to seafood. The last time I ate shrimp my throat closed up and I went into convulsions.” – Marge Simpson “Mmmm,...
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“Oh, no all you can eat seafood. I wore my extra loose pants for nothing, nothing!” – Homer Simpson
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“Grampa, I need some advice. Did you ever have a crush on an older woman?” – Bart Simpson “I had a crush on the oldest woman! One-hundred-and-twenty-years old she was. Here’s a picture of her...
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“There’s a few things you could do to help us sell our home. First, whenever you walk in front of your window, could you please wear pants?” – Mrs. Winfield “Hmmm, no.” – Homer Simpson
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“That medicine’s not for you!” – Marge Simpson “Come on, Marge, maybe I’m not getting enough . . . estrogen.” – Homer Simpson “Gimme that!” – Marge Simpson
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“That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters!” – Fryin’ Dutchman Teenager “‘Tis no man, ’tis a remorseless eating machine. Argh.” – Captain McAllister
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Reading Digest: Still Waiting For Renewal Edition
“You’ve been flushing for twenty minutes. Is there a problem?” – Principal Skinner “Uh, no, Principal Skinner.” – Jimbo Jones “Very well. I’ll continue to wait.” – Principal Skinner As near as...
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“I’ll send Laura over to babysit as soon as she gets home.” – Ruth Powers “Great. Oh, uh, and there was something else, something I was supposed to tip-toe around.” – Homer Simpson “My divorce.” –...
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“Marge, we’re going to that restaurant.” – Homer Simpson “But I think I’m allergic to seafood. The last time I ate shrimp my throat closed up and I went into convulsions.” – Marge Simpson “Mmmm,...
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“Oh, no all you can eat seafood. I wore my extra loose pants for nothing, nothing!” – Homer Simpson
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